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jokes corner » Post #27

Wed Jul 17, 2013 11:10 in Urdu

doctor nafsiyati mareez se : mubarak ho, tum ab theek ho gaye ho, ab mairy 20,000 rupee fees mujhy de daina.

mareez : kiya faida doctor sahab, mai normal honay se pehly france ka badshah tha, usy waqt mujh se maang laity, mairy pas boht thy.

jokes corner » Post #26

Wed Jul 17, 2013 11:07 in Urdu

aik doctor kahi jaa raha tha, raastay mai qabristan k nazdeek aik gorgan qabar kood raha tha, doctor ne mazaq mai keh diya.

tum tu dua karo k koye maray aur mai us k liye qabar kood do,

gorgan : nahi doctor sahib, jab koye mareez aap k ha ilaj k liye jaye, mai usi waqt us ki qabar koodna shoru kar daita ho.
:thumbup: :) :D :lol: :clap:

jokes corner » Post #25

Wed Jul 17, 2013 08:41 in Urdu

MDanial wrote: Happiest moment for me,,,
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"Battery full.Unplug the charger"
:lol: :o ;)

waisy ye moment sab k liye happiest hota hy....
:D :lol: :clap:

jokes corner » Post #11

Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:44 in Urdu

Science proved that the best couple in the world is when a husband is deaf and wife blind.

wife dhondhti rahi aur shohar ko kuch sunaye he na de.

jokes corner » Post #10

Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:36 in Urdu

hahahaha danial brother, principal na howa pura ka pura crowd flower howa.

jokes corner » Post #8

Sat Jul 13, 2013 07:09 in Urdu

thanks all for likening.

Unfair Crowdflower » Post #9

Fri Jul 12, 2013 21:44 in Urdu

Asim4321 wrote: Thanks for guideness :) :) :)

Welcome brother.

jokes corner » Post #7

Fri Jul 12, 2013 21:42 in Urdu

boy to Girl : janu, Q ro rahi ho, mujhy tumhara rona acha nahi lagta.

Girl : mairy marks kam aye hy.

boy : kitny percent aye hy.

Girl : sirf 95 %

boy : janu, khuda k azaab se dharo, itnay mai tu 3 boys pass ho jatay hy, jin ki khushiya qaabil e deed hoti hy.

Banners » Post #36

Fri Jul 12, 2013 11:30 in Urdu

shukar hy maheen k aap ko 1 referral mil gaya, warna hamara bhi wahi hashar honay wala ta jo k sab mardo ka hota hy, jab un ki biwiyo ko kuch nahi milta. :D :lol: :clap:

Unfair Crowdflower » Post #6

Fri Jul 12, 2013 11:21 in Urdu

Asim bhai, na shukri gunah hy, aap ki stats dhaika jaye tu aap ne 85.72 $ earned kiye hy, 9 aap k referrals hy, 1939 tasks complete kiye hy. aur kiya chahty ho, yaar, itny tu ham 100 saal mai nahi kar saktay.

har haal mai shukar ada karo.

sheikh saadi (R.A) aik baar nimaz parhny masjid gaye, nimaz parhny k baad jab peechy dhaika tu kisi ne un k jhootay chura liye thy, aap ne dua mai afsoos kiya k mai tu nimaz parhny aya tha, mujhy aisi saza q mili. aap nangay paawo masjid se nekal rahy thy k aik aadmi jis k dono foots nahi thy, aap ko cross kar k masjid mai aandar ana chaha, sheikh saadi (R.A) ne usi waqt touba ki aur kaha, ya ALLAH, mujh gunahgar ki bad'duaye qabool na karo, taira lakh lakh shukar hy k tu ne mujhy paawo tu diye hy, chapal na sahi, us aadmi k tu na paawo hy na chapal.

jokes corner » Post #4

Fri Jul 12, 2013 11:12 in Urdu

biwi shohar se romantic mood mai : mai kabhi aap k khuwab mai ayi ho.

shohar : nahi, mai sonay se pehly 4 qul parhta ho.

:D :lol: :clap: :thumbup: :P

jokes corner » Post #3

Fri Jul 12, 2013 11:07 in Urdu

Duniya ka sab se khatarnaak jaadoo kaha hota hy.


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socho

nahi pata,

the answer is beauty parlor mai,

jandi koye aur hy

aandi koye aur hy...............
:D :lol: :clap: :P

Banners » Post #33

Thu Jul 11, 2013 21:33 in Urdu

maheen ko samjana k-2 par karny k barabar hy. :D :lol: :clap:

jokes corner » Post #1

Sun Jun 30, 2013 06:10 in Urdu

How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
And then...
Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

some little earning from tasks » Post #5

Sun Jun 30, 2013 05:39 in Urdu

good job, well done.

the greatest jokes of all time. » Post #6

Sun Jun 30, 2013 05:37 in Hindi

Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain
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Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??

the greatest jokes of all time. » Post #5

Sun Jun 30, 2013 05:36 in Hindi

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
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Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta

the greatest jokes of all time. » Post #4

Sun Jun 30, 2013 05:15 in Hindi

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
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DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta

the greatest jokes of all time. » Post #3

Sun Jun 30, 2013 05:14 in Hindi

Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)

the greatest jokes of all time. » Post #2

Sun Jun 30, 2013 05:11 in Hindi

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna
Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai
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