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The Ultimate Jokes Thread (Veg. Only) » Post #272

Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:17 in Hindi

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The Ultimate Jokes Thread (Veg. Only) » Post #271

Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:04 in Hindi

Romance Mathematics

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy


Office Arithmetic

Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime


Shopping Math

A Man will pay $2 for a $1 Item he needs.

A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 Item that she doesn't need.

The Ultimate Jokes Thread (Veg. Only) » Post #270

Wed Jun 25, 2014 11:22 in Hindi

Odia Sadasyanka Prustha. » Post #2

Thu Apr 03, 2014 12:18 in Hindi

Jadi kehi Google AdSense byabahara karuchhanti Google Blogspot dwara ta'hele mate sahajya karantu ethare aapananka matamata upasthapana kari.

Odia Sadasyanka Prustha. » Post #1

Wed Apr 02, 2014 02:45 in Hindi

Eha Odia :clixsense: Sadasyanka Prustha ate.

Ethare aapanamane aapananka "Matamata" rakhantu.

Aapananka,
Bijay Kumar Behera.

ICICI Bank VISA Debit can now be used on PayPal » Post #58

Mon Dec 24, 2012 05:36 in Hindi

SudhirTChodneka wrote: Very useful

I request you kindly to change your Username please.

add creditcard/debit card » Post #2

Sun Dec 23, 2012 03:29 in Hindi

tanmoycha wrote: In paypal that notification is generated.I don't have a credit/debit card.only have an a/c in allahabad bank.Can i collect my money without adding credit/debit card?(from the bank by check?).and what is the policy updates?
clear me about those things.please...........

Just add your local bank account in PayPal and fix that bank account as your Auto Withdrawal option. Adding of Credit/Debit Card is not necessary in PayPal. You can collect your money from your local bank account by Cheque as well.
For Policy updates of PayPal, sign in to your PayPal account and read all updates.

The Ultimate Jokes Thread (Veg. Only) » Post #160

Wed Dec 19, 2012 21:03 in Hindi

Sunil to his Boss: I always give 100% effort to my Duty.
Boss: So nice of you Sunil, but how?
Sunil: I give 35% of my effort on Monday, 30% on Tuesday, 20% on Wednesday, 10% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.

ICICI Bank VISA Debit can now be used on PayPal » Post #54

Tue Dec 18, 2012 02:35 in Hindi

abhi996754 wrote: Paypal not accepted SBI Visa Silver Debit Card

Kindly try to add State Bank Silver International Debit Card Master Card and let me know what happens?

The Ultimate Jokes Thread (Veg. Only) » Post #137

Sat Dec 01, 2012 10:43 in Hindi

Mam: Agar mein teri Maa ban jaoon to tujhe 2 Din me sudhar doon !
Sunil: Madam mein abhi jake apne Bapu ko batata hoon ki...
Bapu teri Lottery lagne wali hai !

The Ultimate Jokes Thread (Veg. Only) » Post #136

Sat Dec 01, 2012 10:32 in Hindi

Husband: Can you be the Moon of my Life?

Wife: Awww, yes Sweetheart...!
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Husband: Great! then….
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from me...!

The Ultimate Jokes Thread (Veg. Only) » Post #135

Sat Dec 01, 2012 10:11 in Hindi

Sir: Woh Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hein ?

Student: Mujhe Nahin Pata…,
Sir: Shabaash Beta, Beith Jao..!

Really lucky to get 17 cents tasks » Post #22

Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:16 in Hindi

SathishMagleena wrote: Congrats all you guys :)

i have also attempted and completed 27 of these tasks in total.Earned $4.59 from it :$ :$ :$ :$

Keep it up your hard work Brother.

Friends i have earned $200 dollars in clixsense..! » Post #4

Wed Nov 28, 2012 08:01 in Hindi

SathishMagleena wrote:
Happy to have earned $200 dollars in :clixsense:

Thanks to :cs: lixsense, my sponsor, All my referrals, Crowdflower, Each and every member in this forum who has helped me to reach this goal with their guidance & also our most respectable Moderators

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Good luck everyone & as always ------->happy clicking<------- :thumbup:

Congratulations my Brother.

The Ultimate Jokes Thread (Veg. Only) » Post #116

Wed Nov 21, 2012 09:10 in Hindi

नर्सरी क्लास में छोटे बच्चों से पुछा गया "भगवान कहाँ है?"
एक बच्चे ने जोर जोर से हाथ हिलाया "मुझे पता है!!"
टीचर ने कहाँ "अच्छा बताओं"
बच्चे ने बताया "हमारे बाथरूम में"

एक पल के लिये टीचर चुप! फ़िर संभलते हुए बोली "तुम्हे कैसे पता?"

बच्चा बोला "रोज सुबह जब पापा उठते है, बाथरूम का दरवाजा पिटते हुए कहते
है - हे भगवान ! तुम अब तक अंदर ही हो!"

The Ultimate Jokes Thread (Veg. Only) » Post #115

Wed Nov 21, 2012 09:03 in Hindi

मल्लिका शेरावत का देशभक्ति गीत :
"अब तुम्हारे हवाले बदन साथियों"


लड़्को के लिये जन्मदिन का बधाई संदेश :
ईश्वर करें हर दिन आपकी खुशियाँ पेट्रोल के भाव की तरह बढ़े
और आपके ग़म मल्लिका शेरावत के कपड़ों की तरह घटे"


मल्लिका शेरावत के मरने के बाद उसकी कब्र पर क्या लिखा होगा ?
"पहली बार अकेली सोयी है !"

The Ultimate Jokes Thread (Veg. Only) » Post #94

Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:23 in Hindi

A teacher told all Students in a Class to write an Essay on a Cricket Match.
All were busy writing, except one Sardar.
He wrote 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!'

The Ultimate Jokes Thread (Veg. Only) » Post #93

Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:10 in Hindi

Sardar to his Servant: Go and Water the Plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what, take an Umbrella and go.

The Ultimate Jokes Thread (Veg. Only) » Post #92

Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:05 in Hindi

Sardar: Ghar me mera hi Hukm chalta hai.


Mein kehta hoon, Garam Paani le aao, woh le aati hai.


Dost: Garam Paani kyon?


Sardar: Garam Paani se Bartan achchhe Dhulte hein.

The Ultimate Jokes Thread (Veg. Only) » Post #89

Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:25 in Hindi

uzair_friends wrote:
Ammadd wrote: I don't think so you should post these adult jokes like s** :roll:

I dont find any harm in it..

You are right uzair.
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