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Alien Spaceship landed in my yard last night

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#1 by valerie » Thu Apr 01, 2021 06:05

April fools! :clap:
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#2 by josealvesjr » Thu Apr 01, 2021 06:09

valerie wrote: April fools! :clap:

You are on a roll. :D
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#3 by valerie » Thu Apr 01, 2021 06:48

Well somebody's gotta do it. :mrgreen:
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#4 by rajukurup » Thu Apr 01, 2021 07:09

now I knew it was a fooling post having read your post in offers and surveys section ;)
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#5 by Arvind9 » Thu Apr 01, 2021 07:16

More than 50% Americans believe that there are aliens and UFO'S in Area51 in Nevada,America has alien technology defined as reverse engineering which is applicable in a lot of technology that they have,so for more than 50% it will be quite believable that alien landed in someone's yard
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#6 by celvah2006 » Thu Apr 01, 2021 07:49

nice :) . actually i expected THIS post from Tasman but a nice twist.lol
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#7 by Arvind9 » Thu Apr 01, 2021 07:55

In China people see spaceship like citys hovering over major Chinese citys,its the technological advancement of society that creates illusions in believing something unrealistic
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#8 by josealvesjr » Thu Apr 01, 2021 08:46

Arvind9 wrote: In China people see spaceship like citys hovering over major Chinese citys,its the technological advancement of society that creates illusions in believing something unrealistic

That is because we all live in "The Twilight Zone".Everything we think we see, touch, feel, experience etc. are from another dimension. There is no COVID19, there is no world wide poverty, there are no wicked bloodthirsty regimes and governments, there are no bad people ,there is no climate change, the earth is as flat as a dime etc. etc.. It is all just an illusion. All is just fine. :lol: :lol:
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#9 by tasman1 » Thu Apr 01, 2021 14:09

WOW , This is not fair , why aliens lands only in former ySense Mod back yard ?
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#10 by valerie » Thu Apr 01, 2021 18:10

Because they said they wanted to see the absolute BEST Real Moderator that Worked Years for Free!

:lol:
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#11 by tasman1 » Thu Apr 01, 2021 18:16

valerie wrote: Because they said they wanted to see the absolute BEST Real Moderator that Worked Years for Free!

:lol:




hmmmm , but you say you earned 500 buck today :D
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#12 by Darkstar2 » Fri Apr 02, 2021 20:58

valerie wrote: Because they said they wanted to see the absolute BEST Real Moderator that Worked Years for Free!

:lol:

It's funny you mentioned aliens, because for some weird reason I was thinking about alien spaceship hovering in town over houses, and over my backyard. Usually when a spaceship lands in your backyard, it's not a good thing, they are not there to get your autograph :lol: Usually these encounters don't end well, you either end up waking up with probes up you know where, in some all white room with weird creatures looking at you - OR they just probe the area with some intense light beams and leave, OR they kidnap you and lock you up in some container. Imagine filming the encounter with your smartphone, you wold go viral in an instant - problem is, I'm pretty sure they have a no taking pictures or videos policy and would likely disable your phone, tough luck, they could probably erase your memory too from that encounter so you would not remember anything.
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#13 by valerie » Fri Apr 02, 2021 21:13

Maybe my doctors are aliens. I've been probed and prodded.

My regular physician, 2 Cat Scans, 1 Pet Scan, Throat Specialist, Kidney Specialist, Heart Specialist, IV's, Vaccines,
Covid Test, Blood work, Steroid Pill, Radiation liquid in my veins, and ...... Monday it will be up the ole rectum for a colonoscopy. Dare I mention Tuesday for my second dose of Pfizer.

I've literally had my head examined. I've had a tube down my throat. I've had a straw up my nose. Now I am going to have a tube up my arse. :mrgreen:
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#14 by tasman1 » Fri Apr 02, 2021 21:25

valerie wrote: Maybe my doctors are aliens. I've been probed and prodded.

My regular physician, 2 Cat Scans, 1 Pet Scan, Throat Specialist, Kidney Specialist, Heart Specialist, IV's, Vaccines,
Covid Test, Blood work, Steroid Pill, Radiation liquid in my veins, and ...... Monday it will be up the ole rectum for a colonoscopy. Dare I mention Tuesday for my second dose of Pfizer.

I've literally had my head examined. I've had a tube down my throat. I've had a straw up my nose. Now I am going to have a tube up my arse. :mrgreen:




Jesus Christ and you still alive , you will be declared biggest miracle in 2021
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#15 by josealvesjr » Sat Apr 03, 2021 09:30

valerie wrote: Maybe my doctors are aliens. I've been probed and prodded.

My regular physician, 2 Cat Scans, 1 Pet Scan, Throat Specialist, Kidney Specialist, Heart Specialist, IV's, Vaccines,
Covid Test, Blood work, Steroid Pill, Radiation liquid in my veins, and ...... Monday it will be up the ole rectum for a colonoscopy. Dare I mention Tuesday for my second dose of Pfizer.

I've literally had my head examined. I've had a tube down my throat. I've had a straw up my nose. Now I am going to have a tube up my arse. :mrgreen:

Thank God you have health insurance otherwise the bills would be over a million bucks.
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#16 by josealvesjr » Sat Apr 03, 2021 09:39

The other day I read a story about a woman who broke her leg on a sidewalk in NYC. Bystanders who came to her aid wanted to call for an ambulance but the woman said "please call for an Uber" because I´m not insured and an ambulance will cost $3.000. I hope that was Fake News.
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#17 by valerie » Sat Apr 03, 2021 13:09

josealvesjr wrote: The other day I read a story about a woman who broke her leg on a sidewalk in NYC. Bystanders who came to her aid wanted to call for an ambulance but the woman said "please call for an Uber" because I´m not insured and an ambulance will cost $3.000. I hope that was Fake News.

I would guess that is true. An ambulance is expensive. Since it was NYC, I am guessing the prices
for ambulance service is even higher than some other locations.

Most of my office visits are $82.00 per visit.

One of my labs is $227.33 (vampire)

The ear nose throat doctor for scope was $437.00 (nosey doctor (get it?))

The lab for the adrenal gland was $1,234.05 (they took my blood and should have paid me, vampires)

Pet scan was $11,763.40

The contrast solution shot in my veins for the pet scan was over $3,000.00

The cat scans (2) was over $2,000.00 each.

I could go on but I will stop there.

I'd estimate a total of approximately $30,000 to $40,000 including the upcoming
colonoscopy Monday. Think of me when you are eating your Sunday Easter dinner....
I be drinking water and coke. :(
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#18 by Darkstar2 » Sat Apr 03, 2021 17:05

josealvesjr wrote: The other day I read a story about a woman who broke her leg on a sidewalk in NYC. Bystanders who came to her aid wanted to call for an ambulance but the woman said "please call for an Uber" because I´m not insured and an ambulance will cost $3.000. I hope that was Fake News.

It's not fake news - everything in America is inflated and crazy expensive, especially in the health care sector. Insurance companies are being ripped off by the medical sector.

Yep $3k for an ambo and $50k for a helicopter ride............. But guess what, pedophiles and hard criminals are getting fed in prison, each prisoner is costing tax payers over $75,000 a year, imagine if that money were put to better use to help the less fortunate .....

Did she finally end up taking an Uber ? It's a big responsibility, I'm pretty sure that a Uber driver would have not have allowed for this, it's a huge responsibility having an injured passenger, I wonder if this is allowed by Uber.
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#19 by Darkstar2 » Sat Apr 03, 2021 17:16

valerie wrote:
josealvesjr wrote: The other day I read a story about a woman who broke her leg on a sidewalk in NYC. Bystanders who came to her aid wanted to call for an ambulance but the woman said "please call for an Uber" because I´m not insured and an ambulance will cost $3.000. I hope that was Fake News.

I would guess that is true. An ambulance is expensive. Since it was NYC, I am guessing the prices
for ambulance service is even higher than some other locations.

Most of my office visits are $82.00 per visit.

One of my labs is $227.33 (vampire)

Really don't Vampires work for free ? :lol:

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The ear nose throat doctor for scope was $437.00 (nosey doctor (get it?))

The lab for the adrenal gland was $1,234.05 (they took my blood and should have paid me, vampires)

Pet scan was $11,763.40

The contrast solution shot in my veins for the pet scan was over $3,000.00

The cat scans (2) was over $2,000.00 each.

I could go on but I will stop there.

Looks like you are on a roll Valerie, is there anything they missed ? Hopefully they send you an Easter card along with some chocolates this year and a thank you. If you were in Canada, you'd be on a 3-4 year waiting list to get those tests, t hat's the price to pay for FREE health care :P and even if you were to go to private practice, it would not be that crazy expensive like in the US, and now thanks to Biden who will steal money from businesses for this green economy plan (much of which is a big joke), expect prices to go up in many sectors, including medical.

Hopefully you truly needed those tests and they are not just milking you and your insurance., as far as Colonscopy, that is very important past a certain age, early detection can save lives. - as far as having a large hose up ones arsehole it's probably not a pleasant experience (although some may be used to it already :P) but they will probably give some sedation to make you comfortable.

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I'd estimate a total of approximately $30,000 to $40,000 including the upcoming
colonoscopy Monday. Think of me when you are eating your Sunday Easter dinner....
I be drinking water and coke. :(

Did you know that coke makes for a very powerful all natural toilet bowl cleaner ? No kidding, the thing can dissolve teeth... :P Is that what they prescribe before a colonoscopy nowadays ? :P
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#20 by josealvesjr » Sat Apr 03, 2021 17:21

Darkstar2 wrote:
josealvesjr wrote: The other day I read a story about a woman who broke her leg on a sidewalk in NYC. Bystanders who came to her aid wanted to call for an ambulance but the woman said "please call for an Uber" because I´m not insured and an ambulance will cost $3.000. I hope that was Fake News.

It's not fake news - everything in America is inflated and crazy expensive, especially in the health care sector. Insurance companies are being ripped off by the medical sector.

Yep $3k for an ambo and $50k for a helicopter ride............. But guess what, pedophiles and hard criminals are getting fed in prison, each prisoner is costing tax payers over $75,000 a year, imagine if that money were put to better use to help the less fortunate .....

Did she finally end up taking an Uber ? It's a big responsibility, I'm pretty sure that a Uber driver would have not have allowed for this, it's a huge responsibility having an injured passenger, I wonder if this is allowed by Uber.

Darkstar I do not know how it ended but I hope visitors/ tourists who go to the USA make sure that they are fully covered . Another story I remember reading was about a woman and her husband vacationing in the US and they had travel insurance. The woman suffered an acute appendicitis attack and was taken to the hospital and operated to find out later that this was not covered by the insurance. Hospital bill $115.000.
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