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#21 by thumbsupkhan » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:57

Ma: Tu Apne Baal kyun nhi katwata?

Jackie : Yo Mom it's fashion.

Ma: Wo to thik he pr Log Teri Behen k liye ate he aur Tujhe Pasand kr jate he.
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#22 by AMITBKN » Tue Jul 16, 2013 13:14

nice year in fast light and last light
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#23 by thumbsupkhan » Tue Jul 16, 2013 14:25

A Man Lost his Wife In
Tsunami.........
One Drunk-Night .....
while standing on the Seashore,
waves touching
on his feet....
He shouted to the Sea: 'No matter
how many times
your Waves Touch my Feet
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I'll Never take her back..... !!
Its your mistake..
Deal With It Now
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#24 by MDanial » Wed Jul 17, 2013 00:55

Happiest moment for me,,,
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"Battery full.Unplug the charger"
:lol: :o ;)
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#25 by mynameiskhan » Wed Jul 17, 2013 08:41

MDanial wrote: Happiest moment for me,,,
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"Battery full.Unplug the charger"
:lol: :o ;)

waisy ye moment sab k liye happiest hota hy....
:D :lol: :clap:
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#26 by mynameiskhan » Wed Jul 17, 2013 11:07

aik doctor kahi jaa raha tha, raastay mai qabristan k nazdeek aik gorgan qabar kood raha tha, doctor ne mazaq mai keh diya.

tum tu dua karo k koye maray aur mai us k liye qabar kood do,

gorgan : nahi doctor sahib, jab koye mareez aap k ha ilaj k liye jaye, mai usi waqt us ki qabar koodna shoru kar daita ho.
:thumbup: :) :D :lol: :clap:
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#27 by mynameiskhan » Wed Jul 17, 2013 11:10

doctor nafsiyati mareez se : mubarak ho, tum ab theek ho gaye ho, ab mairy 20,000 rupee fees mujhy de daina.

mareez : kiya faida doctor sahab, mai normal honay se pehly france ka badshah tha, usy waqt mujh se maang laity, mairy pas boht thy.
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#28 by mynameiskhan » Sat Jul 20, 2013 06:38

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after


Every 10 sec a


woman gives birth to a kid.


A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
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#29 by mynameiskhan » Sat Jul 20, 2013 06:47

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence


into future tense.


Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
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#30 by mynameiskhan » Sat Jul 20, 2013 06:49

Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died


peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the


passengers in the


car he was driving..
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#31 by MDanial » Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:36

mynameiskhan wrote: Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence


into future tense.


Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

:clap: :lol: :thumbup:
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#32 by thumbsupkhan » Sat Jul 20, 2013 14:30

Can women make you millionaire
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Yes, if you are billionaire !!
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#33 by mynameiskhan » Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:15

Modes of study in students.

1st to 5th class students : mairi pori tayari hy exams ke liye.

6th to 8th class : aik question boht mushkil tha wo chor diya.

9th to 10th : sirf important questions yaad karta ho.

11th to 12th : i think 4 chapter kafi hongay pass honay k liye.

13 to 14th : yaar, kal paper konsa hy.

aur university students tu sab se ziyada genius hotay hy.

University student : mairy nalayaq dosto, kam arz kam aik message he kar daitay k aaj paper hy, mai tu ball point bhi nahi laya.
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#34 by mynameiskhan » Fri Jul 26, 2013 14:40

In 1 bus stop:
Boy:” MUJHSE SHADI KROGI.. ??
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Girl:” Kya.. ??
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Boy:” Acchi film hai na..? ;P
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Girl:” kutte ke bacche
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Boy:” What.. ??
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Girl:” Kitne cute hote hai
na.. Hahahaha ;:-P:-P:-D
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#35 by mynameiskhan » Fri Jul 26, 2013 14:42

Kbi yaad ay to FONE kr lena,

Paise kam ho to SMS kr lena,




Agr ye b na kar sake to,





Mobile DAHI mai daal kr vibration ON karna,



Or LASSI pi lena.
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#36 by mynameiskhan » Fri Jul 26, 2013 14:48

Girl:
HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain?
Boy: Long Drive Pr
Girl:
Wow
Pehle Kyun Nai Batya
Boy:
Mjhe B Abhi Pata Chala Hai
Girl:
Kaise
Boy:
Break Nai Lag Rha…
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#37 by mynameiskhan » Fri Jul 26, 2013 14:51

Log kahte hain k 1 larki k parhne se
sara ghar taleem yafta ho jata hai.
Lekin us larki k college jane se
40 larke fail ho jate hain
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uska kya?
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#38 by mynameiskhan » Fri Jul 26, 2013 14:53

“Aakhon me noor hai”
“Chehre pe surour hai”
“Koi larki mangey mera ‘Numbr’ to de dena”
Q . k
Meri shadi abhi bohat dooR hai.
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#39 by furqankhan4u » Sat Jul 27, 2013 02:26

LO JI
garmiyo ka tofa
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\' '/ Ice cream 4 u
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thodi si kha k agaye forward kar do, garmi sirf tumhe hi nahi lagti... :twisted:
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#40 by mynameiskhan » Sat Jul 27, 2013 03:01

rozay mai ice cream, furqan bhai, khair tu hy na
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