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#1 by wendymarais » Tue Jun 14, 2016 14:33

You rub a lamp and out pops a genie...but he'll only grant you one wish.

Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, he can only grant you one wish. So ... what'll it be?"
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#2 by Charez » Tue Jun 14, 2016 14:35

Jesus coming back !
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#3 by BouldRake » Tue Jun 14, 2016 14:38

I'd change it all if I had one wish. I'd never go swimming with those nuclear fish.
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#4 by proadco » Tue Jun 14, 2016 15:10

That's simple.

Set people free from the Curse of Canaan.

Then world peace would exist.
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#5 by tasman1 » Tue Jun 14, 2016 15:49

My wish will be ,,,,,,,,,,,, grant me unlimited number of wishes
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#6 by proadco » Tue Jun 14, 2016 16:04

tasman1 wrote: My wish will be ,,,,,,,,,,,, grant me unlimited number of wishes

Aw, but unlimited number of wishes comes at a high price of personal sacrifice.
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#7 by ThelmaLou » Tue Jun 14, 2016 16:44

I don't know if the Chavez member was joking but I would wish for Jesus coming back.

After that it would be heal my mother in every way.
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#8 by The_Helper » Tue Jun 14, 2016 21:30

Why not ask Jesus himself to come back instead of asking from a genie? We can put our trust in God Himself rather than in a mere genie. God will definitely listen to our prayers. Have no doubt about it. :xsmile:
Moreover genie can't make that wish to happen for he's not superior than God. Cheers! :xsmile:
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#9 by BambinoLost15 » Tue Jun 14, 2016 21:35

tasman1 wrote: My wish will be ,,,,,,,,,,,, grant me unlimited number of wishes

I want that too.
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#10 by valerie » Tue Jun 14, 2016 22:52

To go to heaven and take my MAC with me.
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#11 by Darkstar2 » Wed Jun 15, 2016 12:51

valerie wrote: To go to heaven and take my MAC with me.

Invalid request - please try again. You cannot bring material possessions with you there. :D
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#12 by ThelmaLou » Wed Jun 15, 2016 18:29

Tigerheart- I know and I do pray that a lot. :)
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#13 by The_Helper » Wed Jun 15, 2016 18:40

I'm very glad to hear that. Have courage. May God bless you & your family. :xsmile:
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#14 by tasman1 » Wed Jun 15, 2016 19:06

valerie wrote: To go to heaven and take my MAC with me.


How big is a que to heaven ?
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#15 by BouldRake » Wed Jun 15, 2016 19:30

Used to be seven years ringing the bell, per person per sin, but Pope Francis started a rehabilitation scheme, where you can knock seven years off by, uh...following him on Twitter, amongst other things.
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#16 by lotoole » Wed Jun 15, 2016 21:38

I would wish that at least 50% of all people born in the world would be sterile. That would go a very long ways toward cleaning up the environment, bringing over population down to an acceptable level, ending wars, stopping the constant fighting among regions for limited resources and avoiding environmental or nuclear catastrophes.
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#17 by zegon » Thu Jun 16, 2016 04:03

I would wish me a viral X-ray vision , so that i could see profits boxes in GlixGrid.

Or BouldRake may be programmed such software to my 3D glasses.

I saw that " proadco " is a software , but did not really understand what i would have it to.

@ proadco

Did you know that you are a software ... :P

Do not , moreover , recognize you , since you changed avatar and nick designs , have to look several times before i get to know who the author of the post is , but i get used to well soon with your new profile.

What i wonder a little over , it's that a picture of yourself in your avatar ??
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#18 by seaeagle » Thu Jun 16, 2016 04:43

My wish would be for the goodwill & kindness towards others that most people seem to reserve just for special religious occasions apply to everyone across the world all year round.
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#19 by proadco » Thu Jun 16, 2016 09:08

@ zegon

Really, I didn't know I was software :lol:

Yep, I changed avatar, the picture, not me, but it's sure close of me. :thumbup:

I may too, change the user name as well. Got something I'm working on. :D

That's why I'm making some changes, preparing for new referral signups. :clap:

If this works and domino's, could possibly bring in thousands of Trump supporters.
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#20 by BouldRake » Thu Jun 16, 2016 09:14

Quote:Or BouldRake may be programmed such software to my 3D glasses.

Don't tempt me. I've been drooling over an OSVR (Open Source Virtual Reality) kit for a couple of weeks now. Just out of my price range on the grounds I can code the thing, but don't have the artistic ability to make something anyone would use (ie, can't make any money from it).
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