Ok, I'll come clean -- guess me and BouldRake
were just having a bit of humor; all's good though, for a few smiles
Now, if you want to get referrals, there's a lot of ways -- there's the online methods ( creating blogs, promoting your link on your account's signature -- of course, depends if the site that you'll be using your affiliate link as a signature will allow it or you can end up losing your account under the guidelines of spamming*
) and there's the old-school method ( meeting friends face-to-face, calling cards, flyers, etc
( *there are sites that have their own set of guidelines in regards to posting links on a member's signature section, so read their ToS Usage )
It's up to you on how much effort you'd like to put to getting your own referrals -- just remember to avoid paying/renting for a referral ( a complete waste of time and money
Now, additional offhand note for my earlier post: I haven't tried bacon as referral bait lately... maybe one of these days...