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#1 by mynameiskhan » Sun Jun 30, 2013 06:10

How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
And then...
Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho k main aaon?
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#2 by thumbsupkhan » Sun Jun 30, 2013 08:53

Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.
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#3 by mynameiskhan » Fri Jul 12, 2013 11:07

Duniya ka sab se khatarnaak jaadoo kaha hota hy.


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socho

nahi pata,

the answer is beauty parlor mai,

jandi koye aur hy

aandi koye aur hy...............
:D :lol: :clap: :P
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#4 by mynameiskhan » Fri Jul 12, 2013 11:12

biwi shohar se romantic mood mai : mai kabhi aap k khuwab mai ayi ho.

shohar : nahi, mai sonay se pehly 4 qul parhta ho.

:D :lol: :clap: :thumbup: :P
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#5 by JeEtrOck700 » Fri Jul 12, 2013 14:50

Hahahahahahaha:D:D:D
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#6 by blink4u » Fri Jul 12, 2013 21:21

Great :thumbup:
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#7 by mynameiskhan » Fri Jul 12, 2013 21:42

boy to Girl : janu, Q ro rahi ho, mujhy tumhara rona acha nahi lagta.

Girl : mairy marks kam aye hy.

boy : kitny percent aye hy.

Girl : sirf 95 %

boy : janu, khuda k azaab se dharo, itnay mai tu 3 boys pass ho jatay hy, jin ki khushiya qaabil e deed hoti hy.
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#8 by mynameiskhan » Sat Jul 13, 2013 07:09

thanks all for likening.
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#9 by MDanial » Sat Jul 13, 2013 07:59

Papu addmission lene college gaya..
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Principle:"Mai tum se 1 Mushkil sawal puchun
ya 10 Asaan.. ??
. Papu:"1 mushkil sawaal..
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Principle:"Batao Din pehle aata hai ya Raat.. ??
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Papu:"Din.. .
Principle:"wo kaise.. ??
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Papu:"Sorry sir ye Aap ne Dusra sawal puch
liya.. .
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#10 by mynameiskhan » Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:36

hahahaha danial brother, principal na howa pura ka pura crowd flower howa.
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#11 by mynameiskhan » Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:44

Science proved that the best couple in the world is when a husband is deaf and wife blind.

wife dhondhti rahi aur shohar ko kuch sunaye he na de.
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#12 by MDanial » Sat Jul 13, 2013 11:00

mynameiskhan wrote: hahahaha danial brother, principal na howa pura ka pura crowd flower howa.

hahahahaha right :D :thumbup:
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#13 by thumbsupkhan » Sun Jul 14, 2013 16:21

Asalam Alekum

insaan ko baat karny se pehlay salam karna chahiye, hi hi tu khusray karty hy.

waisy banday ko honest hona chahiye, smart tu sirf mobile hota hy.

mobile sirf nokia acha hota hy, Apple tu baazar mai 300 rupee per kilo pakistan mai hota hy.

reply dhang ka daina ka dena chahiye, hmmmm tu bhens karti hy.

university ho tu allama iqbal ho, iqra tu larkiyo k naam hy.

dost ho tu kaminay, achy tu daagh hoty hy.

:D :lol: :clap: :thumbup:
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#14 by hemalsolanky » Mon Jul 15, 2013 01:14

nice joke, its true..
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#15 by JeEtrOck700 » Mon Jul 15, 2013 03:39

thumbsupkhan wrote: Asalam Alekum

insaan ko baat karny se pehlay salam karna chahiye, hi hi tu khusray karty hy.

waisy banday ko honest hona chahiye, smart tu sirf mobile hota hy.

mobile sirf nokia acha hota hy, Apple tu baazar mai 300 rupee per kilo pakistan mai hota hy.

reply dhang ka daina ka dena chahiye, hmmmm tu bhens karti hy.

university ho tu allama iqbal ho, iqra tu larkiyo k naam hy.

dost ho tu kaminay, achy tu daagh hoty hy.

:D :lol: :clap: :thumbup:
Hahahahaah 10 On 10 Correct :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#16 by thumbsupkhan » Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:51

Thank you Jeetrock and hemalsolanky brothers for likening the post
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#17 by thumbsupkhan » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:38

A Medical Student wrote a LOVE LETTER with his BLOOD to his Crush and wrote in end - I WANT ANSWER OF THIS.
Next Day his Lover answered: Blood Group is "O" Positive.
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#18 by thumbsupkhan » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:43

Why are the Egyptian's Children always confused?
Because after death, even their DADDY becomes the MUMMY.
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#19 by thumbsupkhan » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:46

SARDAR:- Yaar, "I AM GOING" ka matlab kya hota hai?


FRIEND:- Mein jaa raha hoon.


SARDAR:- Shaley, aise keise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise jaa chuke hein... answer bata ke jaa..
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#20 by thumbsupkhan » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:52

dosto ka kamina pan tu dhaikiye janab.

aik dost dosray se : agr mai is narail k perh pe charh jawo tu enginering college ki larkiya nazar ajayegi.

dosra dost : ha, ha, zaroor, par agar gir gaye tu medical college ki larkiya nazar ajayegi.
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