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#41 by thumbsupkhan » Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:22

Aadmi shaitan se : mujhy duk de, dard de, azaab de, paaye paaye ka mohtaj kar de, zaleel wo khuwar kar de.

Shaitan replied : yaar, simple bol na, biwi chahiye. Q maira time kharab kar raha hy.

#42 by thumbsupkhan » Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:25

Zardari pichlay month dil k operation k liye dubai gaye thy, aur un ka operation kamyab raha.

what pakistani peoples thinking?

Laakh lanat hy aisi dubai k doctors k degree pe.

#43 by thumbsupkhan » Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:29

Maalik noukar se : fazlo, yaar, mehngai hy, ahtiyat kar, rothi aisi lag rahi hy jaisy pura ghee ka daba dhal diya ho.

Noukar : maaf kijiye malkan, ghalti se mairi rothi aap k pas aa gayi hy. :lol:

#44 by thumbsupkhan » Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:32

Duniya ka sab se romantic mulk konsa hy.

jawab hy.

Pakistan

Q k yahan har ghar mai candle light dinner hota hy.

Thank you wapda. :clap:

#45 by thumbsupkhan » Tue Apr 09, 2013 20:50

CONGRATULATIONS!
You have Just won $ 5!
You have 24 chances left for today

is se barha joke aap ko clixsense mai nahi milay ga.

#46 by raja8803600903 » Tue Apr 09, 2013 22:05

Hamzaansari wrote:

ha ha ha ha sach ha

#47 by mynameiskhan » Tue Apr 09, 2013 23:17

bilkul raja bhai, 100 % true.

#48 by raja8803600903 » Wed Apr 24, 2013 04:12

Hamzaansari wrote:

o janabkoi our joke bi uplod kar 2

#49 by mynameiskhan » Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:46

The minimum area with maximum decoration is called
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woman face.

#50 by mynameiskhan » Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:50

Biwi shohar se : koye 2 aisi baat keh do k aik se mai khush ho jawo aur dosri se ghusa.

shohar : tum mairi zindagi ho.

Biwi : wah mujh se itna piyar karty ho. aur dosri baat.

Shohar : lanat hy aisi zindagi par. :oops:

#51 by thumbsupkhan » Wed Apr 24, 2013 12:31

Bache Mann k sacche..
Teacher:" Insan wo hai jo dusron k kaam aaye
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Student:" Par exem k waqt nato Aap khud insan banti
hain Or na Hume banne Detti hain...:/

#52 by thumbsupkhan » Wed Apr 24, 2013 12:33

Girl : Tum mere lye kya kya kar sakte ho ?
BOy : Bolo kya karun,
Girl : Mere lye chand la saktey ho ?,
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BOy : Ph!r kya zameen k gird tumhare abu ghumen gay

#53 by thumbsupkhan » Wed Apr 24, 2013 12:42

Dear girls....
If a boy answer ur call during the batting of Chris Gayle...
He truly loves you... Marry him,,,,,,,

#54 by shahid_ali » Fri Apr 26, 2013 09:36

asadsango wrote: u r not made sense things stop it now ....not to make any body fool u r gitty girls that makes fool every one so stopped now .......if u r not stop then i kill u????????????

#55 by m_zakir_khalid » Wed May 08, 2013 22:53

thumbsupkhan wrote: Bache Mann k sacche..
Teacher:" Insan wo hai jo dusron k kaam aaye
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Student:" Par exem k waqt nato Aap khud insan banti
hain Or na Hume banne Detti hain...:/

#56 by JeEtrOck700 » Thu May 09, 2013 01:14

nice jokes bro

#57 by zizooo » Fri May 17, 2013 09:29

هاااااااااااااااااي

#58 by zizooo » Fri May 17, 2013 09:29

Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di
Police: Q ki?
Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha
Main ne pucha kon hai?
To bola tumhri BHABI..

#59 by Ali_110 » Tue May 21, 2013 11:02

hehehehehehe ! you guys are doing a wonderful job here ! :clap:

#60 by adeelakhtar25 » Thu Jun 27, 2013 00:14

ak din do pagal ghar wapis aye tu unse ghar ka door nahi khul raha tha ak pagal ne dosaray se kaha yaar tum door pakar kar rakho ma key lock ma lagata hon. dosaray pagal ne kaha yaar andhi bohat tez chal rahi ha.

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Member Since	28 Jul 2011
Last Visit	1 Jan 2017
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Likes Received	42/33

Member Since	28 Jul 2011
Last Visit	1 Jan 2017
Likes Given	56
Likes Received	42/33

Member Since	28 Jul 2011
Last Visit	1 Jan 2017
Likes Given	56
Likes Received	42/33

Member Since	28 Jul 2011
Last Visit	1 Jan 2017
Likes Given	56
Likes Received	42/33