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The FBI Was Hiring...


#1 by sp1915 » Thu Feb 02, 2012 14:52

The FBI Was Hiring...

After all the background checks, interviews
and testing were done, there were 3
finalists; Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
the men to a large metal door and
handed him a gun.

We must know that you will follow
instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting
in a chair ... . . Kill her!!

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could
Never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
For this job. Take your wife and
go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into
the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes,
'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'

The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes.
Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given
the same instructions, to kill
her husband.

She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one after another. They heard
screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door
opened slowly and there stood the Woman,
wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.
'I had to beat him to death with the chair!'

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#2 by rheydickson » Thu Feb 02, 2012 16:36

She does sure know how to follow instructions.. :lol:

What an immoral way of doing tests, even though from the start the gun is empty it simply signifies sooner or later you must be ready to kill your relatives for the sake of duty.. :(

But I know it is only a joke, is it? :lol:
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#3 by valerie » Thu Feb 02, 2012 16:42


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#4 by oberder » Thu Feb 02, 2012 20:20

( *gasp* ) If these were instructions for Tasks, I'd be wondering if anyone would accomplish them :lol: -- still a good read, +1 on the Humor side :thumbup:
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#5 by mutchy126 » Mon Feb 06, 2012 07:21

oberder wrote: ( *gasp* ) If these were instructions for Tasks, I'd be wondering if anyone would accomplish them :lol: -- still a good read, +1 on the Humor side :thumbup:

How much would you like for the Task! $20 $50 $100 $500 $1000 $500000?
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#6 by newspapertimes » Mon Feb 06, 2012 09:15

Hahahaha nice joke sp1915

Only woman know how to follow instructions, woman has no feelings
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#7 by Piddles » Wed Feb 08, 2012 03:10

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#8 by carrie227 » Wed Feb 08, 2012 09:32

D: You made my day, thanks!
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