A passenger touched the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him to stop
The driver screamed, lost control, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, & smashed against a wall.
Then the driver said: Don't you ever do that again, you scared me!
The passenger asked: How did a little touch scare u so much?
Its my first day as a taxi driver. I've been driving a van carrying Dead Bodies for the last 25 years
A BMW 750 stops to help the driver.
"I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights"
They start up slowly but a only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km an hour.
The BMW driver forgets about the nano & guns it after the Porsche.
Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap the cop radios the HQ:
"You won't believe I have seen a BMW & a Porsche racing past 170 km an hour with a Nano behind them flashing its lights to Overtake"