Great idea! A pet lobster. Great protection too whilst I go on my daily walk. No one afraid
of little Bo Bo Dog. Everyone be afraid of ...... Ralphie Red Lobster. Ralphie Red Lobster will
pinch the sxxx out of meanie heads. Meanie heads know it and will not attack me for fear
of being pinched.
You folks got to stop being so optimistic, it's making me too joyful.