Well, the crawl space under the house is mighty large, actually.
It's also rather clean with the plastic type stuff over the ground.
I was thinking I could dig a deep hole and crawl inside, then pull
the plastic over me. TaDa! It wouldn't save me because I'd have
my dog with me and he barks at everything that moves.
I like the oatmeal that is loaded with sugar. Only the Walmart
brand of instant brown sugar maple oatmeal. Eat a bowl of that
and you can run around the house skipping.