I don't know how many they sent me a month. It wasn't enough, that is for sure.
Then when I missed doing some of them, they cut me off without even a kiss my backside goodbye.
They sent me junk mostly. I recall getting a six pack of foggy bottled soda. It didn't have any kind
of name on it. I did take one sip of it and tossed it all in the trash. It was horrible. I was afraid I
might turn into the nutty professor. Then when I took their survey, I said 'I need this product' and
'I want this product' and 'this product was tasty'. Yum Yum Good!
They also kept sending me bladder pads. My cabinets was running over with bladder pads. I guess
they thought I was pissing myself. 'I want this product' and 'I need this product' and 'they feel great'
and 'they fit just right'. I am high and dry! Now gimme my $3 bucks!
I thought about having a yard sale. I did the math. If I sold the bladder pads for $.20 each, I'd
make enough for a fine week long vacation. If I also sold all the bladder underwear they sent me,
I could take a three week vacation. Oh and yes those bladder underwear are so pretty. 'I want
this product' and 'Gimme then underwear' and 'Gee I feel sexy in the bladder underwear'!