I'd like to have some of those cookies since they are delicious. Nothing like delicious cookies with a glass of
milk. Unless of course one is trying to lose weight. If one is trying to lose weight, better to not eat the cookies
and instead, wash the dirty socks.
I have given you a warning this time. You need to stop spamming the forum with the same question.
We have already replied to your same question, multiple times.
A guy is driving around the back woods of
Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken
down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale
'He rings the bell and the owner appears and
tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a
nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of
hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your
story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered
that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted
to help the government, so... I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country
to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world
leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for
eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out,
and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so
I decided to settle down. I signed up for a
job at the airport to do some undercover
security, wandering near suspicious
characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and
was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and
now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and
asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why
on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never
been out of the yard'
