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#1 by valerie » Tue Nov 12, 2019 07:10

I love reading shoppers reviews. There is the gummy bears on Amazon that
has gazillions of funny reviews due to the product 'causing gas'.

This morning, I was reading reviews on a chest freezer. The reviewer posted
an image of one chest freezer open full of breast milk. This is the review:

"Ive had it over a year and it works great! Specially for the price. I use it to store breast milk. I have two of them"

Notice the third sentence leaves one to the imagination. Two what? :lol:
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#2 by Darkstar2 » Wed Nov 13, 2019 11:04

valerie wrote: I love reading shoppers reviews. There is the gummy bears on Amazon that
has gazillions of funny reviews due to the product 'causing gas'.

This morning, I was reading reviews on a chest freezer. The reviewer posted
an image of one chest freezer open full of breast milk. This is the review:

"Ive had it over a year and it works great! Specially for the price. I use it to store breast milk. I have two of them"

Notice the third sentence leaves one to the imagination. Two what? :lol:

Only for those who have their mind deep down in the gutter :lol: Yes very clever review indeed :P So he's had it over a year, that is amazing, that is definitely above the average I'd say :mrgreen: Well thank goodness he said that they work great, and that they don't suck.....I guess one more positive review.

So what were you doing in the chest freezer section ? Thinking of buying one online ? I can't believe people actually buy this stuff online, you'd think you wanna look at it and touch it first before buying it...........
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#3 by valerie » Wed Nov 13, 2019 13:27

My mind wasn't in the gutter. :lol:

Obviously it was a woman submitting the review and she stores her breast milk in
the freezer. The way she made her sentences, stating she had two, made it sound
as if she was referring to her breasts.

I do purchase items in the store. For major purchases, I most always look for the
reviews whether I decide to order online or in store.

It's a long story. To make it short,... I have a very large chest freezer and want a
small one.
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#4 by tasman1 » Fri Nov 15, 2019 00:14

valerie wrote: My mind wasn't in the gutter. :lol:

Obviously it was a woman submitting the review and she stores her breast milk in
the freezer. The way she made her sentences, stating she had two, made it sound
as if she was referring to her breasts.

I do purchase items in the store. For major purchases, I most always look for the
reviews whether I decide to order online or in store.

It's a long story. To make it short,... I have a very large chest freezer and want a
small one.




So what is problem ? Just cut it on half, half for you ,another half sell for half price
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#5 by valerie » Fri Nov 15, 2019 06:25

Only issue with that idea, is the fact it would not work. Maybe if I cut the motor in half. :) :?
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