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ALIEN HUSBANDS and WIFES...tasman1

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#1 by tasman1 » Tue May 07, 2019 03:54

Millions on this planet are aliens , mostly Zeebans the peaceful aliens and others are Gootans the evil aliens.

How to know if they aliens

ALIEN HUSBANDS

Love to fix things around the house – and actually repairs what’s broken instead of making it worse. This is obviously a function of their highly developed mechanical and scientific skills. They usually have every high-tech power tool they can get their hands on, and keep it all compulsively organized.

Do not use the TV remote to surf at lightening speed through channels, but stop at each program to absorb the information before moving on.

Are energized and stimulated by physical contact with their wife. They often initiate long conversations after a lovemaking session, in order to better understand the experience.

Will ask for help when they need it – sometimes. A significant number are just as stubborn about things as human men. I suspect that a lot of aliens are on this planet only because they wouldn’t listen to people on their own planets.


ALIEN WIVES:

Are fascinated by sporting events, especially those on TV. They become very quiet during a game and do not question their husband about it, preferring to focus on the game and time in the telepathically to the coaches and players.

Approach housework and meal preparation as hard labor, and prefer to share these duties with their husbands. When their husbands did not offer to help with these duties, several alien wives reported feeling hurt and insulted

Work hard at being fit and attractive by getting regular exercise and practicing good nutrition. I have not found a single instance of an alien wife asking her husband if she looks fat

Are analytical and logical in arguments with their husband. Although we are beginning to see the early development of the skill of weeping, as alien women become more assimilated into our civilization.

If you think your partner is alien call govt , they do not have visas
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#2 by chrisgl25 » Tue May 07, 2019 14:07

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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#3 by wildbillhickok » Tue May 07, 2019 16:32

Such species are not between us the only place that you might probably find them is on Area 51.
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#4 by tasman1 » Tue May 07, 2019 17:17

wildbillhickok wrote: Such species are not between us the only place that you might probably find them is on Area 51.


Not sure about that , I am 100% sure that my wife is alien . What about your partner ? :lol:
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#5 by wildbillhickok » Tue May 07, 2019 18:00

Quote:Not sure about that , I am 100% sure that my wife is alien . What about your partner ?

My wife I don't know how she looks or behave yet because I did not meet her up to this moment, I'm not married :D
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#6 by tasman1 » Tue May 07, 2019 18:05

wildbillhickok wrote:
Quote:Not sure about that , I am 100% sure that my wife is alien . What about your partner ?

My wife I don't know how she looks or behave yet because I did not meet her up to this moment, I'm not married :D


OHHH Jesus , why some people like you are so lucky in life
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#7 by wildbillhickok » Tue May 07, 2019 18:48

Quote:OHHH Jesus , why some people like you are so lucky in life

Or unlucky god knows how it could be :lol: :lol:
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#8 by Darkstar2 » Thu May 09, 2019 00:01

wildbillhickok wrote: Such species are not between us the only place that you might probably find them is on Area 51.

You won't find any aliens in Area 51, that's all I can say - as I don't want to get into trouble :D

Are there aliens on earth among us disguised as humans, MAYBE, that's debatable.

What about prodigies, people with uncanny skills and some very talented young people / kids, well one explanation, they might have gathered the knowledge in previous lives, somehow this "knowledge" follows you minus the memories, again this is just theory nobody can know for sure, governments have not yet unclassified or mentioned anything about aliens and I don't think that day will come to avoid chaos.

As far as those UFO sightings, crop circles, well, they are not necessarily alien related, they COULD be something else I don't dare speculate here :P

If there are some aliens among us on earth disguised as humans, I might be one of them but unaware of it, I won't go into reasons why i think so, sometimes you will see me unintentionally say things like "you humans do this, you humans do that" and I do not agree with the general ways most humans work and think so yeah who knows :D
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#9 by tasman1 » Thu May 09, 2019 00:15

Did read some newspaper from Planet Mars today and did read this .. Some aliens from Earth think that...... bla bla ... but why they call us alien ? they are aliens not us , they talk rubish me think
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#10 by Darkstar2 » Thu May 09, 2019 00:22

tasman1 wrote: Did read some newspaper from Planet Mars today and did read this .. Some aliens from Earth think that...... bla bla ... but why they call us alien ? they are aliens not us , they talk rubish me think

What do you mean "us" ? Are you alien too ? :P
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#11 by tasman1 » Thu May 09, 2019 00:28

Darkstar2 wrote:
tasman1 wrote: Did read some newspaper from Planet Mars today and did read this .. Some aliens from Earth think that...... bla bla ... but why they call us alien ? they are aliens not us , they talk rubish me think

What do you mean "us" ? Are you alien too ? :P


No , me from Earth . Aliens from planet Mars say people from Earth are aliens .... but me think they are aliens

Confused now , who are aliens , we from Earth or they from Mars
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#12 by valerie » Thu May 09, 2019 17:40

I think we are all aliens.

Someone should build a wall around planet earth and keeps us all out.
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