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I got them behind the KFC

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#1 by Charez » Sun Oct 02, 2016 22:33

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#2 by BouldRake » Sun Oct 02, 2016 22:37

Ticket touting is perfectly legal in the UK, except for football tickets. I think they'd be fine here.
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#3 by valerie » Sun Oct 02, 2016 22:47

They may be crazy but the people buying them are stupid as a rock.
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#4 by BouldRake » Sun Oct 02, 2016 22:54

Quote:No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.

-- H. L. Mencken
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#5 by tasman1 » Sun Oct 02, 2016 23:23

That is a bad idea , nothing special about haven


Contact me and I will sell You a nice building parcel on Moon,,, cheap , selling like cake
If You are member here I can give You 10% off
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#6 by BouldRake » Sun Oct 02, 2016 23:27

You can't sell the moon. There is an international treaty prohibiting it. The treaty covers our moon, and asteroids in this solar system. There is no such treaty for the other planets, or for other solar systems.

So, sell Mars instead.
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#7 by realpizza » Mon Oct 03, 2016 00:31

Lol his police statement is golden

Quote:...The tickets are solid gold. And it was Jesus who gave them to me behind the KFC and told me to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space...

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
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#8 by nursemorph » Mon Oct 03, 2016 02:14

The last paragraph is hilarious:

"The police confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia and a baby alligator"

WTH?? A baby alligator?? :? Is that a drug addict's choice of guard dog to protect their stash? :lol:
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#9 by tasman1 » Mon Oct 03, 2016 03:25

BouldRake wrote: You can't sell the moon. There is an international treaty prohibiting it. The treaty covers our moon, and asteroids in this solar system. There is no such treaty for the other planets, or for other solar systems.

So, sell Mars instead.



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#10 by Nikorj » Mon Oct 03, 2016 07:02

I wouldnd't even be surprised if this is true.

In The states you can buy anything :lol:

Maybe we should wait until we actually landed on mars,Before selling out of it :D
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#11 by Arvind9 » Mon Oct 03, 2016 07:30

Nikorj wrote: I wouldnd't even be surprised if this is true.

In The states you can buy anything :lol:

Maybe we should wait until we actually landed on mars,Before selling out of it :D

Some American agency's are selling tickets to Mars,Nasa says they have nothing to do with it,many Indians have also bought tickets to Mars,and are preparing to leave their families forever,no maned mission has ever been to Mars,one wonders what these people think how they are going to go who is taking them,common sence is gone with the wind.
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#12 by Marcel-R6 » Mon Oct 03, 2016 11:01

Oh gives me a earning idea,selling tickets to hell as a another option :lol:
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#13 by Nikorj » Mon Oct 03, 2016 11:34

Marcel-R6 wrote: Oh gives me a earning idea,selling tickets to hell as a another option :lol:

I've heard it's not to bad down there.

It will be a big-seller.
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#14 by Marcel-R6 » Mon Oct 03, 2016 11:37

Nikorj wrote:
Marcel-R6 wrote: Oh gives me a earning idea,selling tickets to hell as a another option :lol:

I've heard it's not to bad down there.

It will be a big-seller.

At least it is hot :lol:
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#15 by Nikorj » Mon Oct 03, 2016 11:58

Marcel-R6 wrote:
Nikorj wrote:
Marcel-R6 wrote: Oh gives me a earning idea,selling tickets to hell as a another option :lol:

I've heard it's not to bad down there.

It will be a big-seller.

At least it is hot :lol:

you could sell travelling packages for premature teens.

Includes: Lot's of booze lot's of nudity and it's hot all year long :D
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#16 by BouldRake » Mon Oct 03, 2016 15:50

There's a British guy selling property on Mars that's actually having his case go to arbitration next year. Every site says their case is valid, his probably kinda is. Unfortunately, selling bits of Mars is just funding it - if he 'wins', your purchase gets donated to the UN. If he 'loses' the existing treaties will be ratified and extended by the UN. Either way, you can't have Mars, so I don't know why I suggested it.
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#17 by valerie » Mon Oct 03, 2016 16:23

You can buy 1 acre of land on the Moon through Groupon. The present price is $12.00.

One reviewer stated it was bought as a gag gift but turned out to be very fun and
interesting. I guess they send you a map with graphics and info.

I do know some years ago, there was a site that sold portions of land on the Moon. It
was said to be official and that if the moon was ever populated, you'd be entitled to your
plot of land you purchased. I think the price was $1.00.

Then there was the one that sold Stars. You could actually point to the star you wanted
and buy it. Of course, they were not liable for your star if it burnt out. :roll:
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#18 by tasman1 » Mon Oct 03, 2016 17:20

If ticket to heaven can be sold for 99 dollars how much i can get for ticket for hell ??? Remember this is ....cool ...brave new world
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#19 by BouldRake » Mon Oct 03, 2016 17:23

I think they'd be cheaper than tickets to heaven. There's just so many people I'd like to have one you'd need to give me a bulk discount.
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#20 by tasman1 » Mon Oct 03, 2016 17:35

BouldRake wrote: I think they'd be cheaper than tickets to heaven. There's just so many people I'd like to have one you'd need to give me a bulk discount.

Sorry my friend but I do not agree.........Demand for Hell is so huge today . I am sure people will pay premium
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