Naw. I have one of those $500.00 laminators that for the most part, simply
sits all alone in a corner waiting patiently for something it can stick together.
So, after seeing/hearing about the new bills yesterday on the news, I am
going to put my laminator to work and laminate all incoming paper money....
BEFORE the new bills come out.
Then I will take my laminated money and put it in a safe and bury it in the
500 years after my death an earthquake will take place and the area in which
I live will be under water.
500 years later as people swim under the ocean water (they have grown
retractable gills by this time), they will locate my safe. 'What is this' they
will say. As all retractable gill people gather around to view the contents,
one will say 'I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!'.....'What Is It What Is It What Is It'
all the retractable gill people that are gathered around, chimed in. 'WHY
IT'S IT'S IT'S OBVIOUS IT'S IT'S IT'S WHAT WAS KNOWN AS TOILET TISSUE
AND IT WAS PRICELESS AND SOMEONE SAVED IT!'