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#2741 by S_Abbott » Thu Jun 02, 2016 16:11

Quote:How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell “BINGO!”

Anonymous


(And LMAO this is SO true!)
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#2742 by SentinelOnyx » Fri Jun 03, 2016 02:12

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it.

- Henry Ford
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#2743 by SentinelOnyx » Sat Jun 04, 2016 03:53

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

- Muhammad Ali
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#2744 by zegon » Sat Jun 04, 2016 06:38

SentinelOnyx wrote: My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

- Muhammad Ali

This quote sting like a bee !!
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#2745 by BouldRake » Sat Jun 04, 2016 18:57

Quote:What kind of monster hits a pregnant toddler?

-- Stewie Griffin
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#2746 by Fellow » Mon Jun 06, 2016 18:46

“To attract powerful people, you must be powerful. To attract committed people, you must be committed. Instead of going to work on them, you go to work on yourself. If you become, you can attract.”

--Jim Rohn
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#2747 by Fellow » Tue Jun 07, 2016 14:59

"Life's battles don't always go to the stronger or faster man, but sooner or later, the man who wins is the man who thinks he can."

--Napoleon Hill
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#2748 by BouldRake » Tue Jun 07, 2016 18:20

Quote:I'll be blasting all the humans in the world,
I'll be blasting all the humans in the world,
I'll be blasting all the humans,
Blasting all the humans,
Blasting all the humans in the world, in the world!

-- Bender
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#2749 by Fellow » Wed Jun 08, 2016 11:08

"The best way to predict your future is to create it."

--Abraham Lincoln
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#2750 by SentinelOnyx » Thu Jun 09, 2016 09:35

When you're happy, you enjoy the music. But, when you're sad, you understand the lyrics.

- Eljumar Alesna
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#2751 by SentinelOnyx » Fri Jun 10, 2016 01:46

I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.

- Arthur C. Clarke
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#2752 by papamike51 » Sat Jun 11, 2016 01:02

“Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.”



― Isaac Asimov
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#2753 by SentinelOnyx » Sun Jun 12, 2016 07:27

No one regards what is before his feet; we all gaze at the stars.

- Quintus Ennius
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#2754 by Fellow » Sun Jun 12, 2016 19:03

"Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you."

--Carl Sandburg
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#2755 by BouldRake » Sun Jun 12, 2016 23:46

Quote:I like my job. Oh, I like it a lot. And I'm not depressed by it. And I don't think the world is full of criminals and full of murderers because it isn't. It's full of nice people just like you. And if it wasn't for my job I wouldn't be getting to meet you like this. And I'll tell you something else. Even with some of the murderers that I meet, I even like them too. Sometimes like them and even respect them. Not for what they did, certainly not for that. But for that part of them which is intelligent or funny or just nice. Because there's niceness in everyone. A little bit anyhow. You can take a cop's word for it.

-- Columbo
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#2756 by Fellow » Mon Jun 13, 2016 11:51

"One of the sanest, surest and most generous joys of life comes from being happy over the good fortune of others."

--Robert A. Heinlein
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#2757 by SentinelOnyx » Mon Jun 13, 2016 12:52

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

- Tom Robbins
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#2758 by Fellow » Tue Jun 14, 2016 16:02

"Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything."

--Muhammad Ali
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#2759 by SentinelOnyx » Fri Jun 17, 2016 07:53

Miracles do not, in fact, break the laws of nature.

- C. S. Lewis
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#2760 by Sarah_Hill » Sun Jun 19, 2016 11:48

Depending on who it comes from, an insult can easily turn into a compliment.

- Me
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