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Ice Fishing Blonde

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#1 by valerie » Thu May 30, 2013 12:46

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject,

and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular

cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,




"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"




Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of

cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens

the voice bellowed,




"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"




The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of

the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.


The voice came once more,




"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"




She stopped, looked skyward! and said,




"IS THAT YOU LORD?"




The voice replied,


"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK!"
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#2 by sp1915 » Thu May 30, 2013 13:03

:lol: Enjoyed it!
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#3 by ptcchamp » Thu May 30, 2013 13:26

:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: Nice One Valerie!!! Keep them Coming!!!

Cheers!

Ptcchamp! :)
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#4 by reginamargot » Thu May 30, 2013 13:36

yes very nice one :)
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#5 by Realkiwi » Thu May 30, 2013 16:23



Thank goodness I'm not blonde!!!
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#6 by tukinem » Mon Jun 03, 2013 01:05

Speaking of Blonde, my favourite one is Reese Witherspoon's "Legally Blonde" :).
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